3 word baseball story thread!!!

Subject: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:40 pm

IMPORTANT: Everything in this story is fictional and did not happen. If you didn't realize that you have serious problems, but I just wanted to say that just in case. THIS IS FICTION!

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.
She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!
Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile,

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:42 pm

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.
She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!
Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:43 pm

Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:02 pm

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland

Spoiler:
	Ryan Raburn broke

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:15 pm

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip.

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his left hip

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:55 pm

While (he) was doing
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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:08 pm

Jim Leyland's fingernails.

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails.

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:14 pm

I don't get it? Was he manicuring them or something?

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:19 pm

Yes, men get manicures you know!

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:23 pm

They do? Oh well, here we go:

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:44 am

hahaha yes they do!

a female Loon

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon.

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:24 am

Loon?
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Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:29 am

A loon. A big waterbird that makes eerie crying noises?

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:44 pm

Oh, I get it. We don't have those here. Is that what the Great Lakes Loons are named after?

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he
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Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:57 pm

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards,
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Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:59 pm

he got sick.

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick.

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:03 pm

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died.
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Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:05 pm

Lo cried and

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:08 pm

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better.
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Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:10 pm

"That was fast!"

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!"

Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:11 pm

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn.
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Subject: Re: 3 word baseball story thread!!! Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:14 pm

"I should keep

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos