Dirty Martini

Subject: Dirty Martini Wed May 14, 2008 12:35 am

My favorite drink and possibly the one thing I could live off is the DIRTY MARTINI. I make a very good one if I say so myself.

First you get a Martini Shaker and put a few ice cubes in it.
Than you pore a lot of gin it it. I use the cheap stuff because I drink a lot of them and don't want to go broke because I may or may not be an alcoholic.
Next throw in a dash or so of dry vermouth.
Than pore in a good amount of olive juice, the saltier the better in my opinion.
Put the lid on and shake it all up. After you've had a few this step is more and more fun. You may fall so be careful.
Pore into a glass are drink straight from the shaker.

Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Wed May 14, 2008 12:37 am

Put some olives in it too. Forgot that one. That way you can eat something too.

Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Wed May 14, 2008 12:38 am

If it looks like this you did it right:

If it looks like this you did it wrong:

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Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Thu May 15, 2008 12:38 pm

thats funny!
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Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Thu May 15, 2008 12:52 pm

I'd rather have the bloody Mary whistle

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Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Thu May 15, 2008 1:06 pm

I don't drink much but when I do it's usually my mom's liquor. She gets fancy enough liquor to where it's in a glass bottle instead of plastic! Actually, she does get good tequila (Patron) and Triple Sec (Gran Marnier).
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Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Thu May 15, 2008 1:13 pm

Yes we have that. I bought a 20 dollar bottle of whiskey the other day in a Censored

plastic bottle. I was sad

Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Thu May 15, 2008 1:14 pm

What is kinda funny though, is popov is in plastic but the really cheap stuff is still in glass LMAO

Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Thu May 15, 2008 1:15 pm

You should get your liquor from Europe (especially Spain and Portugal). You can get a fifth of Jameson whiskey (which is good stuff!) for under $20 there!
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Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Thu May 15, 2008 1:17 pm

I can't wait that long duh. There is a liquor store right down the street. 3 minute walk, tops, it's very easily accessable LMAO

Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Thu May 15, 2008 1:19 pm

3 minutes!?

From my house we have a gas station across the street (well, walk to the corner and then it's on the next corner....60 seconds tops).

Cregors (liquor store) is a good block and half (2 minute walk) away.
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Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Thu May 15, 2008 1:21 pm

3 minutes is generous, more like 2 and they know me well there. They are always ordering different flavor vodkas for me LMAO

Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Thu May 15, 2008 1:25 pm

The idiots at One Stop don't know me! It's the same girl (I forget her name ashamed

) and she always checks my ID. She knows my mom and (underage) sister by name!
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Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Thu May 15, 2008 1:27 pm

haha at "my" store, as soon as I walk in the owner will say "Hey I got a new vodka for you to try!" LMAO

I'm thinking that might not be a very good thing whistle

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Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Fri May 16, 2008 6:31 am

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mmmmm martinis..me wants lots

Subject: Re: Dirty Martini Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:49 pm

I sent my sister's boyfriend to store and had him buy me all the stuff to make a dirty martini. Yumm. It's been so long since I've had one I forgot how good they are. Seeing myself really drunk tonight. Drunk