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PostSubject: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:35 pm

Dumb Laws in Michigan


Persons may not be drunk on trains.
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It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.

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Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.

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No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

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The last Sunday in June of every year was named �log cabin day�.

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Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

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A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.

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It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
You may not swear in front of women and children.

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.


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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:45 pm

Dumb Laws in Florida

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

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One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

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Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.

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Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

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Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

Explanation
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It is illegal to sell your children.

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Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.


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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:26 pm

lol. I saw these a couple days a go. There are stupid laws for every state, on dumblaws.com lol. I thought they were really funny.
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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:11 am

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Dumb Laws in Michigan





Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

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I like that site (www.dumblaws.com) but I question the validity of some of these. Any Michiganders know if the local care dealers are open on Sunday? It seems quite odd that they wouldn't be. I am 100% certain they are open in CA on Sundays.


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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:49 am

How in the world could some of these be enforced? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:54 pm

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GoGetEmTigers wrote:
Dumb Laws in Michigan





Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

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I like that site (www.dumblaws.com) but I question the validity of some of these. Any Michiganders know if the local care dealers are open on Sunday? It seems quite odd that they wouldn't be. I am 100% certain they are open in CA on Sundays.

I checked the Michigan Legislative site and found:

SALE OF MOTOR VEHICLES ON SUNDAY (EXCERPT)
Act 66 of 1953

435.251 Motor vehicles; sale on Sunday unlawful, exception.
Sec. 1.
It shall be unlawful for any person, firm or corporation to engage
in the business of buying, selling, trading or exchanging new, used or
second-hand motor vehicles or offering to buy, sell, trade or exchange,
or participate in the negotiation thereof, or attempt to buy, sell,
trade or exchange any motor vehicle or interest therein, or of any
written instrument pertaining thereto, on the first day of the week,
commonly called Sunday.


History: 1953, Act 66, Imd. Eff. May 12, 1953

© 2007 Legislative Council, State of Michigan


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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:23 pm

That seems very odd. It was posted in May of 1953. Today is Sunday. Any Michiganders feel like driving to the car dealer real quick?


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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:38 pm

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That seems very odd. It was posted in May of 1953. Today is Sunday. Any Michiganders feel like driving to the car dealer real quick?

I was visiting my hometown and friends in Sept in the Det. Metro area and I did not see any dealers open on Sunday then. When we moved away in 1979 the dealers were CLOSED ON SUNDAY THEN! This section of laws are part of the laws honoring Sunday as the Lords Day.

I checked car site after car site for dealers in Michigan and keep finding:


New Sales

• Phone:
800-571-6906


• Fax:
734-451-0957


• Email:
Sales@DickScottDodge.com

Monday, Thursday
9:00 AM - 9:00 PM
Tuesday - Wednesday, Friday
9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Saturday
10:00 AM - 3:00 PM
Sunday
Closed

-------------------------------------------
Mark Chevrolet



33200 Michigan Ave




Wayne, MI 48184

800-636-8572
MICHIGAN AVE. JUST 5 MIN. EAST OF I-275, 10 MIN. WEST OF TELEGRAPH
Sales

Sun Closed
Mon, Thu
9:00 AM-9:00 PM
Tue-Wed, Fri
9:00 AM-6:00 PM

Service
Sun Closed
Mon, Thu 7:00 AM-8:00 PM
Tue-Wed, Fri 7:00 AM-5:30 PM
Sat 8:00 AM-3:00 PM

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Jim
Bradley Pontiac Buick GMC Inc. © 2002 - 2007
1973 :: 30TH ANNIVERSARY :: 2003

3500 Jackson Rd, Ann Arbor MI 48103
Phone: 734.769.1200


Hours:

Mon-Fri 7.30 am-6.00 pm
Sat 8.00 am-2.00 pm


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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:44 pm

Dumb Laws in Florida

Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.

Dammit...
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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:26 pm

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Dumb Laws in Florida

Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.

Dammit...

798.02 Lewd and lascivious behavior.If any
man and woman, not being married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously
associate and cohabit together, or if any man or woman, married or
unmarried, engages in open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior,
they shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable
as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.


What it involves:

Spoiler:
 
Where to read it:
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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:36 pm

LMAO It must be okay if you're married LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:39 pm

GoGetEmTigers wrote:
Dumb Laws in Florida

One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

Full Text


Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.

Full Text


It is illegal to sell your children.

Full Text


It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit....
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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:10 pm

They take all the fun out of life! lol2


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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:17 pm

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From:
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/ohio/

Ohio dumb laws (not always, but they do sound dumb)



(3) Expectorate upon a person, facility, or vehicle. (GGET: no spitting!)
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In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. (GGET: yes, it is in the Ohio Drivers Lic. manual, I always worry about road rage with this law. Nobody follows it.)

Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.

Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

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No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:40 pm

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(GGET: my comments)

From:
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Ohio dumb laws (not always, but they do sound dumb)



(3) Expectorate upon a person, facility, or vehicle. (GGET: no spitting!)
Full Text


Makes sense with AIDS

GoGetEmTigers wrote:

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.


Weird


GoGetEmTigers wrote:

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

They act like mirrors and men can look up women's dresses!

GoGetEmTigers wrote:

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

We have whales in the Great Lakes???

GoGetEmTigers wrote:

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

Must be because we are next to WV, Kentucky, hmmm Michigan?? Suspect

GoGetEmTigers wrote:

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.


yes, it is in the Ohio Drivers Lic. manual, I always worry about road rage with this law. Nobody follows it.



GoGetEmTigers wrote:

Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.

Oh darn!


GoGetEmTigers wrote:

Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

Makes sense with all the peverts around


GoGetEmTigers wrote:

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

It used to indicate a brothel.. what if family has 6 daughters??

GoGetEmTigers wrote:

It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

Full Text


Good law

GoGetEmTigers wrote:

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

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Wish they let the police know about this, but not the criminals!


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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:09 pm

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PostSubject: Re: TRUE, but dumb laws...   Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:06 pm

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catbox_9 wrote:
That seems very odd. It was posted in May of 1953. Today is Sunday. Any Michiganders feel like driving to the car dealer real quick?

I was visiting my hometown and friends in Sept in the Det. Metro area and I did not see any dealers open on Sunday then. When we moved away in 1979 the dealers were CLOSED ON SUNDAY THEN! This section of laws are part of the laws honoring Sunday as the Lords Day.

I checked car site after car site for dealers in Michigan and keep finding:


New Sales

• Phone:
800-571-6906


• Fax:
734-451-0957


• Email:
Sales@DickScottDodge.com

Monday, Thursday
9:00 AM - 9:00 PM
Tuesday - Wednesday, Friday
9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Saturday
10:00 AM - 3:00 PM
Sunday
Closed

-------------------------------------------
Mark Chevrolet



33200 Michigan Ave




Wayne, MI 48184

800-636-8572
MICHIGAN AVE. JUST 5 MIN. EAST OF I-275, 10 MIN. WEST OF TELEGRAPH
Sales

Sun Closed
Mon, Thu
9:00 AM-9:00 PM
Tue-Wed, Fri
9:00 AM-6:00 PM

Service
Sun Closed
Mon, Thu 7:00 AM-8:00 PM
Tue-Wed, Fri 7:00 AM-5:30 PM
Sat 8:00 AM-3:00 PM

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Jim
Bradley Pontiac Buick GMC Inc. © 2002 - 2007
1973 :: 30TH ANNIVERSARY :: 2003

3500 Jackson Rd, Ann Arbor MI 48103
Phone: 734.769.1200


Hours:

Mon-Fri 7.30 am-6.00 pm
Sat 8.00 am-2.00 pm

Just noticed this. Hmm...that sure is weird. I mean Sunday is like the #1 day to buy a car in California. I think every car my mom has ever bought (I've never bought a car...I'm 20) was on a Sunday. Everyone buys cars on Sundays here.


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