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PostSubject: CDC Alert!   Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:16 pm

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected ...And WORK is controlling your life.


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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:20 pm

LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:25 pm

WORK sucks! I spent most of the weekend taking the antidote...sadly though...my insurance doesn't pay for it!! Even if it did...there'd be a $10 copay....so why bother? lol
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:29 pm

WORK is life is WORK, unfortunately!
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:31 pm

lol2 Sad...but true
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:31 pm

Ohios#1TigerFan wrote:
WORK sucks! I spent most of the weekend taking the antidote...sadly though...my insurance doesn't pay for it!! Even if it did...there'd be a $10 copay....so why bother? lol

lol I myself don't come into contact with WORK on a daily basis... because... well, I don't know how that came about but my parents are okay with it... I think it's because I'm going to be taking care of them when they're old... of the three of us (my two siblings and I) I loss that coin toss.
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:34 pm

It's gotta be something you remotely enjoy, or it's just not worth it!
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:36 pm

laprimamirala wrote:
It's gotta be something you remotely enjoy, or it's just not worth it!

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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:13 pm

You spend most of your life working unless extremely fortunate! or ill!
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:21 am

laprimamirala wrote:
You spend most of your life working unless extremely fortunate! or ill!
Sad Crying or Very sad No
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:12 am

that's why FUN is so essential....

FUN = BASEBALL!!!
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:01 pm

laprimamirala wrote:
that's why FUN is so essential....

FUN = BASEBALL!!!

FUN = LOOKING AT BASEBALL PLAYERS!!!! Sigh
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:58 pm

FUN= IMAGINING ABOUT BASEBALL PLAYERS!!!
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:20 pm

high 5 You are correct!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: CDC Alert!   Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:26 pm

see? this is where our active imaginations, nutured by narrative play, will come in might handy! Big Smile
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