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PostSubject: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:24 pm

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet
twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you
don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "YES, YES, I
WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men.
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:26 pm

Who said the Irish were stupid? grouch


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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:33 pm

SoulRat wrote:
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet
twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you
don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "YES, YES, I
WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men.

LMAO I'm blonde and part Irish, I'm gonna hafta go to Greektown and try that!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:54 pm

hey soul how ya been??? got the game on??? 14 to 5 oh yeah!!!! hope legs is doing good......
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:59 pm

I'm good, how the hell have you been??? Yeah I got the game on woo hoo Yay2 Legs is doing fine, he is starting tomorrow night against the yankees YAY! And he is starting the 3rd game of the regular season Stunned I hear the pudgie boy is doing some power hitting Nod Thud

Nice to see you!! Hug
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:00 pm

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Who said the Irish were stupid? grouch

Just about every joke you hear with an Irishman in it Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:01 pm

are u able to get the games now Soul? I know u were having trouble.
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:01 pm

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LMAO I'm blonde and part Irish, I'm gonna hafta go to Greektown and try that!!!!

LMAO Let me know how that works out for ya, I may dye my hair blonde Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:03 pm

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LMAO I'm blonde and part Irish, I'm gonna hafta go to Greektown and try that!!!!

LMAO Let me know how that works out for ya, I may dye my hair blonde Wink

LMAO hey, i think it would work even better if there were 2 or 3 of us doing it lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:04 pm

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Who said the Irish were stupid? grouch

Just about every joke you hear with an Irishman in it Rolling Eyes

If the Irish are so stupid how come...well...yeah! We aren't dumb!


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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:05 pm

I get Detroit games just fine, according to directv I am now authorized to get the rest of them once the season starts, so yeah, come wed I BETTER BE SEEING Fish or someone is going to get it! :haha:
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:10 pm

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LMAO I'm blonde and part Irish, I'm gonna hafta go to Greektown and try that!!!!

LMAO Let me know how that works out for ya, I may dye my hair blonde Wink

LMAO hey, i think it would work even better if there were 2 or 3 of us doing it lol!

hahaha it probably would!! LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:11 pm

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I'm good, how the hell have you been??? Yeah I got the game on woo hoo Yay2 Legs is doing fine, he is starting tomorrow night against the yankees YAY! And he is starting the 3rd game of the regular season Stunned I hear the pudgie boy is doing some power hitting Nod Thud

Nice to see you!! Hug

im doin great thanx......thats kool wish andy the best always!!!!.....oh yeah they say pudge has put on like 8 to 10 lbs of muscle....id luv to c that 4 myself Jaw Drop in person!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:14 pm

:haha: I bet you would whistle

I plan on seeing a lot more of you now that the season is starting girlie!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:19 pm

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:haha: I bet you would whistle

I plan on seeing a lot more of you now that the season is starting girlie!!

oh u know it g/f....the off season well.....sucked lol.....whos gonna b ur tiger boy toy now....with mr miller gone (but never forgotten)????
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:21 pm

I dunno :shrug: I haven't decided yet, I have to SEE them more to make a decision LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:22 pm

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I dunno :shrug: I haven't decided yet, I have to SEE them more to make a decision LMAO

J. Verlander ?
:rodney: ?


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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:23 pm

hey soul where is that sec in here where u could c the members pics???? am i missin something??? i am blonde ya know lol......ive missed ur humor
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:26 pm

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I dunno :shrug: I haven't decided yet, I have to SEE them more to make a decision LMAO

J. Verlander ?
:rodney: ?

oh yeah...theres soo much to SEE too.....im not mindin the new 3rd baseman at all :nahnah:
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:28 pm

i luv the pic in here of pudge, maggs & miggs 2gether.....now theres a triple play i wouldnt mind ahhh.......well..........
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:33 pm

LMAO I've missed you! :mwah: Hug
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:34 pm

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hey soul where is that sec in here where u could c the members pics???? am i missin something??? i am blonde ya know lol......ive missed ur humor

oh gawd I dunno :shrug: Ask Cat... I'm just here to look pretty whistle
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:48 pm

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hey soul where is that sec in here where u could c the members pics???? am i missin something??? i am blonde ya know lol......ive missed ur humor

oh gawd I dunno :shrug: Ask Cat... I'm just here to look pretty whistle

The galleries got all screwed up. We're trying to improve them. All the pictures are gone Sorry

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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:51 pm

Stunned GONE?? Jaw Drop
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:52 pm

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I dunno :shrug: I haven't decided yet, I have to SEE them more to make a decision LMAO

J. Verlander ?
:rodney: ?

J. Verlander maybe Nod

:rodney: ?? bah...
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:02 pm

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Stunned GONE?? Jaw Drop

Just the gallery - not all the images in the posts. You know, that gallery thing up at the top that nobody used. There hadn't been an image posted in it since November. I was adjusting it and I accidentally cleared all the pictures like an idiot ashamed

It only holds 10 MB of images so it's of little use.


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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:57 pm

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prod wrote:
hey soul where is that sec in here where u could c the members pics???? am i missin something??? i am blonde ya know lol......ive missed ur humor

oh gawd I dunno :shrug: Ask Cat... I'm just here to look pretty whistle

The galleries got all screwed up. We're trying to improve them. All the pictures are gone Sorry

/me kills self to spare further embarrassment

affraid Sad .....k thanx though
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:05 pm

The best thing if you want a personal gallery is to just have a thread full of random pictures for now. The 10mb limit is too tiny. There were high-resolution pictures in there that were over a MB each. In fact, one photo was like 2.5 MB (don't ask me how). 4 of those and the gallery is full.

You can have a terabyte worth of pictures in a post and it doesn't seem to care.


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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:46 am

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catbox_9 wrote:
SoulRat wrote:
I dunno :shrug: I haven't decided yet, I have to SEE them more to make a decision LMAO

J. Verlander ?
:rodney: ?

J. Verlander maybe Nod

:rodney: ?? bah...

u 2 r so LMAO ....u crack me up
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PostSubject: Re: The Irish Blonde   Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:49 am

catbox_9 wrote:
The best thing if you want a personal gallery is to just have a thread full of random pictures for now. The 10mb limit is too tiny. There were high-resolution pictures in there that were over a MB each. In fact, one photo was like 2.5 MB (don't ask me how). 4 of those and the gallery is full.

You can have a terabyte worth of pictures in a post and it doesn't seem to care.

thanx cat...i guess post my pics on the myspace page
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