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 Barbecuing... It's a Man's job....

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PostSubject: Barbecuing... It's a Man's job....   Wed May 21, 2008 5:37 pm

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing - It's the only type of cooking
a "real" man will do:

When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of
events is put into motion.

The woman goes to the store.

The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the
man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.

The man places the meat on the grill.

The woman goes inside to set the table and check the
vegetables.

The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.
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PostSubject: Re: Barbecuing... It's a Man's job....   Wed May 21, 2008 5:43 pm

Ain't that the truth Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Barbecuing... It's a Man's job....   Thu May 22, 2008 12:07 am

SoulRat wrote:
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing - It's the only type of cooking
a "real" man will do:

When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of
events is put into motion.

The woman goes to the store.

The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the
man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.

The man places the meat on the grill.

The woman goes inside to set the table and check the
vegetables.

The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.

scratch That's not how it's done at my house. If I'm the one "manning" the grill...it's Hands off! I buy and prepare Everything myself. No way am I letting Anyone near the food! I cook everything on the grill...Meat, potatoes, zuchinni, corn, the works....and no one touches my grill but me! LOL It's a man thing.....

As for washing dishes...that's easy....paper plates get thrown away...cans get recycled! lol
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PostSubject: Re: Barbecuing... It's a Man's job....   Thu May 22, 2008 1:31 am

I'm moving to your house Nod
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PostSubject: Re: Barbecuing... It's a Man's job....   Thu May 22, 2008 12:04 pm

SoulRat wrote:
I'm moving to your house Nod

LMAO Ok...that's fine....I have a spare bedroom. lol
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PostSubject: Re: Barbecuing... It's a Man's job....   Thu May 22, 2008 1:00 pm

I don't see what the problem was in SoulRat's story. The woman did the woman's work, the man did his job whistle


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PostSubject: Re: Barbecuing... It's a Man's job....   Thu May 22, 2008 2:10 pm

catbox_9 wrote:
I don't see what the problem was in SoulRat's story. The woman did the woman's work, the man did his job whistle

LMAO LMAO LMAO Wait till you get married...that'll change!
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PostSubject: Re: Barbecuing... It's a Man's job....   Thu May 22, 2008 3:08 pm

catbox_9 wrote:
I don't see what the problem was in SoulRat's story. The woman did the woman's work, the man did his job whistle

Rolling Eyes The best part was at the end though when he said "How'd you like your night off" So typical Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Barbecuing... It's a Man's job....   Thu May 22, 2008 3:48 pm

lol!
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