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PostSubject: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:08 pm

A Spanish teacher
was explaining to her class
that in Spanish, unlike English,
nouns are designated as either
masculine or feminine.

'House'
for instance,
is feminine:
'la casa.'

'Pencil,'
however,
is masculine:
'el lapiz.'

A student asked,
'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer,
the teacher split the class into two groups,
male and female,
and asked them to decide
for themselves whether
'computer'
should be
a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked
to give four reasons
for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that
'computer'
should definitely be
of the feminine gender
('la computadora'),
because:
1. No one but their creator
understands their internal logic;

2. The native language
they use to communicate
with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes
are stored in long term memory
for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make
a commitment to one,
you find yourself spending
half your paycheck
on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group,
however, concluded
that computers should be Masculine
('el computador'),
because:
1. In order to do anything
with them,
you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data
but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed
to help you solve problems,
but half the time
they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one,
you realize that if you
had waited a little longer,
you could have gotten
a better model.

The women won.
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:15 pm

ROFL!!!!! hahahaha omg that was good!
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:19 pm

tigerswinloseordraw wrote:

The women won.

That's funny but it makes fun of men! It's not even accurate...THE WOMEN DIDN'T WIN!

It IS la computadora!


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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:21 pm

Did you make that up?
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:23 pm

SoulRat wrote:
Did you make that up?

No, grab any spanish dictionary...it's LA computadorA (caps added for emphasis)


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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:27 pm

catbox_9 wrote:
SoulRat wrote:
Did you make that up?

No, grab any spanish dictionary...it's LA computadorA (caps added for emphasis)

You are picky picky!
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:09 pm

glad it wasn't to saucy I will call mine a computadoro
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:18 pm

tigerswinloseordraw wrote:
glad it wasn't to saucy I will call mine a computadoro

I'll call mine a PC. Easier to remember.
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:35 pm

I'll call mine, "Julie"!!
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:36 pm

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I'll call mine, "Julie"!!

I call mine "stupid freakin computer" !!!
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:37 pm

mrsrabelo wrote:
tigersaint wrote:
I'll call mine, "Julie"!!

I call mine "stupid freakin computer" !!!

Watch your tongue! We have Censored for that!
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:38 pm

That's what I call Julie!!
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:39 pm

bobrob2004 wrote:
mrsrabelo wrote:
tigersaint wrote:
I'll call mine, "Julie"!!

I call mine "stupid freakin computer" !!!

Watch your tongue! We have Censored for that!

Sorry. "stupid Censored computer" its that better lol!:Shrug:LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:07 am

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That's what I call Julie!!

And just WHAT in the world are you doing talking to my wife? Get your own Julie! :haha:
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:08 am

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That's what I call Julie!!

And just WHAT in the world are you doing talking to my wife? Get your own Julie! :haha:
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:17 am

Rico Suave! LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:18 am

yo quiero Taco Bell
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:19 am

aye carumba
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:20 am

hablas espanol
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:57 pm

tigerswinloseordraw wrote:


The women's group,
however, concluded
that computers should be Masculine
('el computador'),
because:
1. In order to do anything
with them,
you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data
but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed
to help you solve problems,
but half the time
they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one,
you realize that if you
had waited a little longer,
you could have gotten
a better model.

The women won.

lol! it all makes sense!
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:07 am

Ohios#1TigerFan wrote:
tigersaint wrote:
That's what I call Julie!!

And just WHAT in the world are you doing talking to my wife? Get your own Julie! :haha:

I HAD my own Julie, want another one??
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:05 am

gs78 wrote:
hablas espanol

You'd pass for quite the Spaniard!


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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:06 pm

Spanish Fly!!
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PostSubject: Re: Spanish lesson   Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:31 am

So that is what I said! I googled Spanish Words: shows how little I really know! LOL!
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