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PostSubject: Water vs Wine   Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:40 am

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that
risk when drinking
wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poop

WINE = HEALTH

Therefore: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as
a public service!
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PostSubject: Re: Water vs Wine   Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:16 am

LMAO!!! I knew I was right about this!
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PostSubject: Re: Water vs Wine   Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:29 am

LOL I think a lot of us knew that....we just didn't want to admit it!
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PostSubject: Re: Water vs Wine   Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:22 am

But wine tastes terrible! Even green wine isn't that good...


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PostSubject: Re: Water vs Wine   Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:05 pm

catbox_9 wrote:
But wine tastes terrible! Even green wine isn't that good...

I can handle the taste if it means being healthier! LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Water vs Wine   Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:18 pm

WINE LOVERS UNITE!!
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PostSubject: Re: Water vs Wine   Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:18 pm

DYSLEXICS UNTIE!!
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