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PostSubject: Questions to think about during the off-season   Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:08 am

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM.?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why are hot dogs sold in packages of six, but hot dog buns in packages of ten.
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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:21 am

Those are great!


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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:39 pm

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Why are hot dogs sold in packages of six, but hot dog buns in packages of ten.

You know I have always wondered why they did that. It doesn't make any sense!
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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:12 pm

.....so you'll buy MORE hot dogs!!

Marketing genius!!
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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:18 pm

but then you would have to buy more buns its like a circle.
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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:43 am

We have the same problem with the advent wreath (is that a tradition you know in the states?).
You have 4 candles on it. But they only sell packages of three! So you have to buy 6 candles to have the wreath ready.
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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:41 am

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but then you would have to buy more buns its like a circle.

.....see what I'm saying?? clap clap
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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:53 pm

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We have the same problem with the advent wreath (is that a tradition you know in the states?).
You have 4 candles on it. But they only sell packages of three! So you have to buy 6 candles to have the wreath ready.

Yes that's a tradition.. if your christian. But we don't have the problem of packages of three Big Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:13 pm

Christians understand the importance of packaging and marketing.

Look at Catholicism!!
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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:37 pm

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Christians understand the importance of packaging and marketing.

Look at Catholicism!!

huh? i'm confused...
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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:38 pm

tigersaint wrote:
Christians understand the importance of packaging and marketing.

Look at Catholicism!!

LOL!


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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:38 pm

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tigersaint wrote:
Christians understand the importance of packaging and marketing.

Look at Catholicism!!

huh? i'm confused...

You probably don't want to know what he meant!


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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:40 pm

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tigersgirl wrote:
tigersaint wrote:
Christians understand the importance of packaging and marketing.

Look at Catholicism!!

huh? i'm confused...

You probably don't want to know what he meant!

You're right... I probobly don't...
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PostSubject: Re: Questions to think about during the off-season   Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:20 pm

It may have been somewhat "religiously biased".

Religion is the most marketable and advertised "commodity" in the world. Everyone thinks THEIR religion is superior and correct and all the others are hogwash.....

Take a moment to think about the purpose of your own religion and tell me if you still agree with that kind of thinking.
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