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PostSubject: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:30 am

I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job aside from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, (a good find for many older ambitious folks) I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman with what looked to be 100 pounds or so of cottage cheese stuffed in to here skin tight food stained spandex pants, walked into the store with her two kids, cussin’ and hollerin’ at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good mornin', and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins . The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice in your life. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.......
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:36 am

omg LMAO LMAO

I missed you! Hug :mwah:
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:43 am

Awwwww ashamed I missed you too! Hug Kiss
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:47 am

Stop staying away for so long! Tell the woman you need a break!! :haha:
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:50 am

LMAO Well....I'd get more of a break if I wasn't laid off from work so damn much! I work more here at home during a lay-off than I do when I'm actually at Work! Nod lol2
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:53 am

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LMAO Well....I'd get more of a break if I wasn't laid off from work so damn much! I work more here at home during a lay-off than I do when I'm actually at Work! Nod lol2

I want you to get together with my husband. He got laid off for the first time this past winter for a few weeks and he did nothing. NOTHING I tell you! Unless you count sitting on the couch playing xbox for 2 weeks Rolling Eyes Granted it was winter, but still! :haha:
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:55 am

So....I take it you read what all I did with my time off, huh? Well...let me just say....it sure was a nice change of pace going back to work last night! lol
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:00 am

LOL! Yeah I read it somewhere, sorry I was in a hurry today and didn't respond, I had to go register my kid at the school and was feeling old (I tried to dye my hair blue tonight) LMAO

Everytime the hubs is home longer than 2 days, he's itching to get back to work too Rolling Eyes I told him I'm getting a job soon just to get the hell away from all these people :haha:
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:08 am

:haha: It's ok....I know how that goes. My biggest gripe is that it was 2 weeks of vacation, immeadiately followed by 3 weeks of lay-off! I was ready to go back to work after 3 weeks off....but the longer I was off....the more I didn't want to go back! LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:18 am

Wow, that's a long time! Anything after 3 days and I'm ready for the man to go away LMAO Glad to hear you got a bunch of stuff done though.

Get this, there were TREES growing in my rain gutters before I got him to finally clean them out and THEN he went and planted them in the backyard! omg... LMAO LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:22 am

whistle There were trees growing in mine....but I didn't plant them....I HATE maple trees! All those damn helicopter things to clean up and make even MORE maple trees....which means MORE helicopter things...it's a never ending vicious cycle!! LMAO

Ok...I think I'm gonna go soak in the hot tub for about a half hour before heading off to bed. Come join me if ya want! LOL

Talk to ya soon!
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:25 am

LOL! Yay hot tub omg that just reminded me of Eddie Murphy doing James Brown on SNL "Celebrity Hottub" LMAO LMAO

I didn't plant these trees either! But there were Maples and Oaks lol2 Can we all say it together now? "White Trash" omg I wanted to die LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:35 am

Hi Ohio Wave Sorry to interrupt but I thought I'd say hi, too.


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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:37 am

Me, too


Hello Ohio



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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:20 pm

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LOL! Yay hot tub omg that just reminded me of Eddie Murphy doing James Brown on SNL "Celebrity Hottub" LMAO LMAO

I didn't plant these trees either! But there were Maples and Oaks lol2 Can we all say it together now? "White Trash" omg I wanted to die LMAO

omg, Eddie Murphy doing James Brown was LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:42 pm

Yep! All growing up, if I wanted a "hot tub" or "jacuzzi", I thought I had to fill the bath tub with hot water and eat a can of beans before getting in! LMAO Nod LMAO

Now...I can fart in the hot tub and no one will know the difference between "my" bubbles, and the ones from the jets! LMAO

My...how things and perceptions change lol2
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:21 am

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Hi Ohio Wave Sorry to interrupt but I thought I'd say hi, too.

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Hello Ohio



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Wave Hi Guys...and thanks!
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:47 pm

OMFG LMAO Ohio!!!
Thats hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: Fired From Wal-Mart!!!   Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:24 am

wow..ohio thats weird!!11
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