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PostSubject: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule   Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:28 am

September
13th************Taft Junior High School
20th************Cub Scout Troop #101
27th************Detroit Blind Academy

October
04**************Spanish American War Vets
11*************Crippled Children's Home
18**************Eloise Mental Hospital
25*************Girl Scout Troop #353

November
01*************Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08*************Fraser Boys Choir
15*************Korean Amputees
22*************National Hospital Pastoral Ministers
26*************Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team

Special Monday night Game
December 08 ***************Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club

Rules (changed from 08 season)
1. When Playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect the knee braces.
2. When playing the blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

Rules the same from last year.

1. A touch down (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line, for all you lion fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2. The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3. The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4. The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5. The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards as before.

The Detroit Lions name will be changed to the Detroit Tampons as they are the only good for one period and have no second string.

Quarterback will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky, she will no doubt blow a few but she certainly won't choke on the big ones.....


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PostSubject: Re: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule   Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:37 am

LMAO !!!!!

That is hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule   Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:24 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule   Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:39 pm

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September
13th************Taft Junior High School
20th************Cub Scout Troop #101
27th************Detroit Blind Academy

October
04**************Spanish American War Vets
11*************Crippled Children's Home
18**************Eloise Mental Hospital
25*************Girl Scout Troop #353

November
01*************Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08*************Fraser Boys Choir
15*************Korean Amputees
22*************National Hospital Pastoral Ministers
26*************Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team

Special Monday night Game
December 08 ***************Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club

Rules (changed from 08 season)
1. When Playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect the knee braces.
2. When playing the blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

Rules the same from last year.

1. A touch down (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line, for all you lion fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2. The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3. The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4. The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5. The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards as before.

The Detroit Lions name will be changed to the Detroit Tampons as they are the only good for one period and have no second string.

Quarterback will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky, she will no doubt blow a few but she certainly won't choke on the big ones.....



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PostSubject: Re: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule   Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:57 pm

My uncle sent me that :haha:


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PostSubject: Re: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule   Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:03 pm

catbox_9 wrote:
My uncle sent me that :haha:




Not Funny


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PostSubject: Re: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule   Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:40 am

ahhahahah that is hilarious... come on gs weres ur humor!
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PostSubject: Re: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule   Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:26 am

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ahhahahah that is hilarious... come on gs weres ur humor!
I guess he lost it somewhere between zero and sixteen. Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule   Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:05 pm

LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule   Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:41 pm

LMAO LMAO LMAO


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PostSubject: Re: 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule   Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:15 pm

Still Not Funny!
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