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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:56 pm

Some people are no fun Frown

Those viruses need a place to live you know.

DISCLAIMER: Viruses don't really live.


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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:07 pm

Why can't the viruses just... die?
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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:19 pm

TG wrote:
Why can't the viruses just... die?

Viruses can't die. It's impossible. That's like saying "why can't that rock I just tripped over die?"


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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:23 pm

haha. fine. I just don't want to get it.
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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:16 pm

Better shingles than Ebola.

Think about it.


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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:12 am

That's true....
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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:40 am

Very true.....unless you like bleeding out your eyes, nose, ears, etc.


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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:42 am

Yuck.
Alright I want to be disease free.
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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:53 am

Sorry, too late.

You already told me you are infected with the Varicella zoster virus (chicken pox). There is no cure for that. You're infected for life Sorry


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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:45 am

Crying or Very sad What if I lied?
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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:57 pm

You probably have other latent viruses hanging out in you. They'll probably never do anything, but they could. 10-20% of people who had chicken pox eventually get shingles.


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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:36 pm

I don't wanna think about that....
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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:11 pm

Speaking of diseases...


...right now you have millions of bacteria all over you and inside of you that are growing, dividing, and living at this very moment.


If you take a cotton swab and rub it anywhere on you and then rub that on a petri dish with some agar and come back in a few days it'll look like this:



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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:22 pm

I really would rather just not know any of this...
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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:57 pm

I feel like I need a shower now.


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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:39 am

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I feel like I need a shower now.

Bad idea - the bacteria are good for you.

Right now crawling all over your skin are bacteria such as Staphylococcus epidermidis (see below). These guys cause no harm AND take up a lot of space which is good. Think about it - what's better - having empty space on your skin or having lots of bacteria on your skin? The answer is of course having tons of bacteria all over you. There is literally no place on your skin that isn't colonized. This is good because there's no room. If there's no room it's very difficult for pathogens (disease-causing bacteria) to colonize your skin. Lots of your insides are full of them, too. Your stomach is full of bacteria that help you digest food. Kill them and you'll have all kinds of problems. That said there are places that should be sterile - live bacteria in your blood is a very bad thing. You shouldn't have any in your brain, lungs, etc. either.



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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:09 pm

Cat, you take things too far LMAO No one wants to know or see this No
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PostSubject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff   Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:29 pm

I think it's reassuring. You're never alone either - millions of your closest friends are with you all the time.


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