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PostSubject: A Letter Home   Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:06 pm

Dear Son,

I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
Newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home,
So we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last
Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they
Moved so that they would not have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
It works so well though. Last week I put a load in and pulled the chain
And haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time
For three days and the second time for four days.
About the coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it
Would be to heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut
Them off and put them in the pockets.

John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
Because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it
Is yet so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks
Just like your brother….

Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull
Him out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned. We had him
Cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck.
Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety
Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because
They couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened

Love, Mom

P.S. I was going to send you some money but
The envelope was already sealed .

Submitted by Bnsmxpd.

Revision done by Scott and Michelle.

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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:07 pm

I absolutly loved this one... LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:48 pm

I TRIED that one once.....
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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:12 pm

LOL!!
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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:56 pm

LOL that letter is funny!!!
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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:15 pm

LMAO LMAO LMAO


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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:28 am

LMAO LMAO LMAO
love that letter! thanks for posting!
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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:29 am

LMAO LMAO LMAO
love that letter! thanks for posting!
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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:34 am

Thanks for posting it! Awesome!
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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:10 pm

no problem. LMAO LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:13 pm

YOU ROCK!!
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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:23 am

LOL!!why??
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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:23 am

LOL!!why??
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PostSubject: Re: A Letter Home   Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:59 am

do i rock saint?
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