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PostSubject: The baby has no ears   Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:23 pm

Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When the Mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby.."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Johnny."

Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

Yes", the Mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit-outta-luck if he needed glasses.
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PostSubject: Re: The baby has no ears   Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:32 pm

lol2 Sounds like something I would say!
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PostSubject: Re: The baby has no ears   Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:58 pm

haha. I don't know where you get all these jokes soul.. but i'm glad you post them!
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PostSubject: Re: The baby has no ears   Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:04 am

LMAO


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