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PostSubject: Guinea Pig killer   Tue May 13, 2008 8:17 pm

So I had two guinea pigs and they learned how to escape. While I was at work last week My male crept through the gap in my bedroom door and my Dog played with him and killed him. He must have thought he was a baseball, (threw that in because this is a baseball site and all.) So I was really sad and the only thing I could think of to do was to go and buy two more. So now I have a female and two males and it's not really working. My female has been violated more times than I can count. Plus one keeps violating her stuffed bear she sleeps with. The rapist guinea pig is kinda freaking me out, he might have to play with my dog. J/K.
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Tue May 13, 2008 8:19 pm

kharmon wrote:
He must have thought he was a baseball, (threw that in because this is a baseball site and all.)


LMAO HAHA

Oh, sorry about your dead animal Sorry
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Tue May 13, 2008 8:19 pm

Me too!




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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:14 pm

Is it still dead?
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:18 pm

Yes. Thank you for opening the wound. j/k
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:19 pm

Oh well. No use crying over spilled milk.
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:52 pm

Just so everyone knows what a horrible owner I am, or rather my pets think I am. I was cleaning out my guinea pigs' cage on Sunday and as I was taking the bedding out I noticed something shinny. I picked it up and it was a mini wrench. Then I noticed more shiny stuff, it was money, a few nickels and dimes. Does it seem like they are a planning an escape???
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:59 pm

LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:21 am

kharmon wrote:
The rapist guinea pig is kinda freaking me out, he might have to play with my dog. J/K.


I'm sorry about your dead guinea pig, but LMAO LMAO LMAO That was funny lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:00 pm

My female is pregnant. Her belly got so huge and when I was holding her today I had my hand under her belly and I could feel the baby(s) moving around. I made my sister feel too just to be sure I wasn't crazy. I'm so excited. Hopefully they aren't the crazy rapist's.
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:02 pm

Oh my, I guess that's something to be excited about!

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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:19 pm

kharmon wrote:
My female is pregnant. Her belly got so huge and when I was holding her today I had my hand under her belly and I could feel the baby(s) moving around. I made my sister feel too just to be sure I wasn't crazy. I'm so excited. Hopefully they aren't the crazy rapist's.


She'll probably eat some of them after they're born. Guinea pigs prefer post-birth abortion to during pregnancy abortion.
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:24 pm

catbox_9 wrote:
kharmon wrote:
My female is pregnant. Her belly got so huge and when I was holding her today I had my hand under her belly and I could feel the baby(s) moving around. I made my sister feel too just to be sure I wasn't crazy. I'm so excited. Hopefully they aren't the crazy rapist's.


She'll probably eat some of them after they're born. Guinea pigs prefer post-birth abortion to during pregnancy abortion.



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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:31 am

catbox_9 wrote:
kharmon wrote:
My female is pregnant. Her belly got so huge and when I was holding her today I had my hand under her belly and I could feel the baby(s) moving around. I made my sister feel too just to be sure I wasn't crazy. I'm so excited. Hopefully they aren't the crazy rapist's.


She'll probably eat some of them after they're born. Guinea pigs prefer post-birth abortion to during pregnancy abortion.


affraid You're sick!!! And no she won't, they don't do that. Their babies are born way to big to just eat for the fun of it. Why does everyone keep telling me this?
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:28 am

I don't know about guinea pigs, but cats eat their babies sometimes Nod I had a cat who ate her babies and there were only little feet left under my bed puke
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:36 am

SoulRat wrote:
I don't know about guinea pigs, but cats eat their babies sometimes Nod I had a cat who ate her babies and there were only little feet left under my bed puke


Jaw Drop OMG!!! Animals are sick.
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:44 am

I know! That's a totally true story. All that were left were little paws. Apparently she didn't want to eat the claws :shrug:

Hope your guinea pig doesn't eat the babies, it's kinda gross Nod
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:06 pm

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I know! That's a totally true story. All that were left were little paws. Apparently she didn't want to eat the claws :shrug:

Hope your guinea pig doesn't eat the babies, it's kinda gross Nod





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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:17 pm

I wouldn't want to eat the paws either, or for that fact if I ever had the urge to eat my newborn children I would probably leave the finger tips and toes alone. I don't think they would digest very well.

I watched a bunch of videos on youtube of guinea pig births and none of them ate the babies, so I think it will be okay. I did see a really cool one on Kangaroo births.
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:00 pm

kharmon wrote:
I wouldn't want to eat the paws either, or for that fact if I ever had the urge to eat my newborn children I would probably leave the finger tips and toes alone. I don't think they would digest very well.

I watched a bunch of videos on youtube of guinea pig births and none of them ate the babies, so I think it will be okay. I did see a really cool one on Kangaroo births.


Kangaroo births are neat. To think the newborn has to crawl and find mom's pouch is amazing!
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:24 pm

poooor animal Frown
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:21 pm

GoGetEmTigers wrote:
kharmon wrote:
I wouldn't want to eat the paws either, or for that fact if I ever had the urge to eat my newborn children I would probably leave the finger tips and toes alone. I don't think they would digest very well.

I watched a bunch of videos on youtube of guinea pig births and none of them ate the babies, so I think it will be okay. I did see a really cool one on Kangaroo births.


Kangaroo births are neat. To think the newborn has to crawl and find mom's pouch is amazing!


my sister freaked out when they should the baby at 9 months old crawling out, hopping around and then decided to jump back in the pouch. I thought it was cuter then when it was first born, little slimmy worm looking thing.
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:23 pm

SoulRat wrote:
I don't know about guinea pigs, but cats eat their babies sometimes Nod I had a cat who ate her babies and there were only little feet left under my bed puke


HAHA

At least you didn't eat your babies.
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:44 am

catbox_9 wrote:

HAHA

At least you didn't eat your babies.


I wasn't all that hungry after giving birth :shrug:
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:48 am

catbox_9 wrote:
SoulRat wrote:
I don't know about guinea pigs, but cats eat their babies sometimes Nod I had a cat who ate her babies and there were only little feet left under my bed puke


HAHA

At least you didn't eat your babies.


Hamsters and gerbils do too...only they don't leave leftovers!
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:28 pm

Well she had her babies on the 20th. Of course I was in Washington so didn't get to see them until today when I got back. She had 3, one all black and 2 salt and pepper ones. As far as I know she didn't eat any.
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:52 am

kharmon wrote:
Well she had her babies on the 20th. Of course I was in Washington so didn't get to see them until today when I got back. She had 3, one all black and 2 salt and pepper ones. As far as I know she didn't eat any.



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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:53 am

laprimamirala wrote:
catbox_9 wrote:
SoulRat wrote:
I don't know about guinea pigs, but cats eat their babies sometimes Nod I had a cat who ate her babies and there were only little feet left under my bed puke


HAHA

At least you didn't eat your babies.


Hamsters and gerbils do too...only they don't leave leftovers!
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:40 pm

kharmon wrote:
Well she had her babies on the 20th. Of course I was in Washington so didn't get to see them until today when I got back. She had 3, one all black and 2 salt and pepper ones. As far as I know she didn't eat any.


Awwww! Pics!!
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PostSubject: Re: Guinea Pig killer   Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:04 pm

SoulRat wrote:
kharmon wrote:
Well she had her babies on the 20th. Of course I was in Washington so didn't get to see them until today when I got back. She had 3, one all black and 2 salt and pepper ones. As far as I know she didn't eat any.


Awwww! Pics!!


I second that motion! Big Smile
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